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mariamphobia

Being afraid of all the gorgeous girls names Mariam.
Fearing that you may feel intimidated and insecure after looking at her face. she may burn you with her hotness. There is no cure for this phobia.

Tbh dont know any mariams but theyre all nice x
Miriam: woah her hotness is burning my eyes. I think i have mariamphobia.
Kassem- i wish i was a mariam.
mariamphobia by Mm-111111 December 20, 2014
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Miriamphobia 

Fear of being cornered by a savage beast and skinned alive while being yelled at.
Ask Larry about Miriamphobia
Miriamphobia by harvest festival December 4, 2010

Marxaphobia 

Someone with an intense phobia of Capitalism and Communism
Joseph: Hey bruh, can we split diamonds, I only have 4 more left to make a chest plate.
Harold: Wait, are you implying Communism?
Joseph: Well technically yeah, bu...
Harold: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHH
Joseph:Oh yeah he has Marxaphobia, fucking Cumwad
Marxaphobia by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

mariaphobia

mariaphobia is the phobia of Maria. Maria is watching me type this right now, so much pressure... I think it's making me develop mariaphobia.
Nerissa: I think Maria is watching you.
Athena: OMG I THINK I'M DEVELOPING MARIAPHOBIA!!!!!!!!!!
mariaphobia by totallynotathena December 10, 2021

Mariophobia 

the extreme fear of Italian men with moustaches and overalls.
whenever I see Nintendo games it triggers my Mariophobia
Mariophobia by LandDweller December 29, 2020

Mariophobia 

Mariophobia is most commonly known as the fear of Mario from the Super Mario Bros. series
Brad: When i was 3 i jumped on a kid by jumping on him while roleplaying as mario and a koopa.

Daniel: Damn, he's definatly paralised from that now.

Brad: yeah, he probably has Mariophobia too.
Mariophobia by heartqu4ke February 28, 2021

gludius maximaphobia 

the fear of the gludius maximus(butt,ass)
gludius maximaphobia is a serious problem for many people.
gludius maximaphobia by wewewewewe September 15, 2007