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Maricopan 

A person who bitches about everything relating to Maricopa, Arizona, because they decided to purchase cheap housing in the middle of nowhere and realized they got nothing to do, so they bitch about everything. They bitch about the following State Route 347, businesses, restaurants, houses, apartments, lack of things to do, and more.
WHY ARE THEY BUILDING MORE HOUSES?! OUR INFRASTRUCTURE CAN'T HANDLE THIS.

When are we getting a Target out here?

When are getting a walkable downtown?!

State Route 347 needs to be a freeway, I can't stand my commute!

Fuck this new restaurant, I got food poisoning here!

Dude, stop being a Maricopan
Maricopan by Average Maricopan June 26, 2025

maricojoñetojiliputariano

A conglomerate of Spanish swear words.
This combo is known by people on the Balearic island of Mallorca and has been used on the island since at least the 80's.

Swear includes:

Maricon
Cojones
Gilipollas
Puta
Tu eres un maricojoñetojiliputariano, y tu mamá.
maricojoñetojiliputariano by The_ALCH September 10, 2020

maricopa mudslinger 

When you proceed to shit in someone else's dishwasher, and if your not in Arizona you have to turn the heat on in the house, and then you run tthe dishwasher!!! Creating a musty feceies concoction!! Yep!
What happened man?

Bro, someone maricopa mudslinger the shit out of your dishwasher!!!

Whats that mean?

They took a dump in your dishwashwer and ran it!

Damn, i got slunged!!!

chino maricon 

That's when a latin person mostly of Cuban or Puerto Rican decent insult a person of asian persuasion, basically calling them a faggot.
Que coño se piensa el chino maricon este?
chino maricon by DaddySweetDick September 26, 2010
Tony Montana: " You Fucking Maricons"
Maricon by Juan December 28, 2003

mariconada 

Mariconada: derived from the spanish word "maricón"-gay, faggot. Usually the acts of a maricon, but also all kinds of things that are "gay" or lame etc.
La última pelicula de Almodóvar es una mariconada!
mariconada by Pacheco March 10, 2004
a marijuana-induced coma.
Dave, do you need me to wake you up tomorrow from the maricoma you're gonna be in after this?
maricoma by HighHillary September 6, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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