The most beautiful, lovable girl who listens to incredible music and has the cutest voice and gives INCREDIBLE hugs. She has the biggest, gorgeousest brown eyes and long, dark hair. She is loved by many boys for her boobs, but they can't see the real her.
The soberthought of how awesome it is when you are high, than when you get high the act of forgetting why its so awesome in the first place....causing a never ending cycle
(specific to marijuana)
See also: Marijuanadox
Shit man now that im all stoney i cant even remember why i thought being all stoney was so great in the first place. MARIJUANADOX.
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an inconspicuous meatball by day, a vicious and relentless killer by night.
a maridoll may appear as nothing more than a savory addition to your spaghetti at first glance, but do not be fooled.
dude. i made bolognese with meatballs last night, now my entire family is dead and their entrails painted in an upside down cross on my wall.
oh yeah dude, one of those meatballs was absolutely a maridoll.
When in Call of Duty4: Modern Warfare, after being killed, a single grenade is dropped as a last attempt to kill all enemies within a certain proximity.
This word does not exist however, the people who play Call of Duty insist that the word "Martyrdom" is pronounced "Martidom" you're wrong, it is in fact said "MAR-TER-DUM" not "MARTY-DOM"
Fools who say, (after being killed in Call of Duty) "MARTIDOM!? MARTIDOM!!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!