March Shadness 

A term coined by Fleet when the the American and Hickory Shad make their yearly run up the rivers off the Atlantic coast, especially North Carolina. Where simultaneously the basketball tournaments kick off.

I don't know if State will make the tourney but it's March Shadness in the Tar and that's good enough for me.

March Shadness by mDubs-2000 March 5, 2020

march sadness 

As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when your brackets are completely fucked up and your favorite team lost.

Guy #1: Dude, what's wrong with Brad?
Guy #2: Ohio St. lost last night- he's got a case of March Sadness.

march sadness by lykomgrachel! July 20, 2008

March Sadness 

The immediate post-game depression you get when your team gets knocked out of the NCAA Tournament.

"Why is Mark so down?"

"He's got March Sadness, Duke got destroyed in the first round again.."

March Sadness by Tucker Cotter March 24, 2008

march sadness 

An overwhelming emotion in response to the cancellation of the entire NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament.

"Why are you so sad this week? Coronavirus got you down?"
"No. It's March Sadness. There's no basketball this month, and there's no other sport to turn to!"

march sadness by poscogrubb March 16, 2020

March Sadness 

if and when your team gets beaten out of the ncaa mens basketball tournament

after the sweet sixteen it was just march sadness for me.

March Sadness by michael watt April 9, 2009

March Shatness 

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

March Shatness by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020