March Shadness

A term coined by Fleet when the the American and Hickory Shad make their yearly run up the rivers off the Atlantic coast, especially North Carolina. Where simultaneously the basketball tournaments kick off.

I don't know if State will make the tourney but it's March Shadness in the Tar and that's good enough for me.

March Shadness by mDubs-2000 March 5, 2020

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march sadness

As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when your brackets are completely fucked up and your favorite team lost.

Guy #1: Dude, what's wrong with Brad?
Guy #2: Ohio St. lost last night- he's got a case of March Sadness.

march sadness by lykomgrachel! July 20, 2008

Word of the Day on April 3, 2007

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March Sadness

The immediate post-game depression you get when your team gets knocked out of the NCAA Tournament.

"Why is Mark so down?"

"He's got March Sadness, Duke got destroyed in the first round again.."

March Sadness by Tucker Cotter March 24, 2008

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march sadness

An overwhelming emotion in response to the cancellation of the entire NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament.

"Why are you so sad this week? Coronavirus got you down?"
"No. It's March Sadness. There's no basketball this month, and there's no other sport to turn to!"

march sadness by poscogrubb March 16, 2020

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March Sadness

if and when your team gets beaten out of the ncaa mens basketball tournament

after the sweet sixteen it was just march sadness for me.

March Sadness by michael watt April 9, 2009

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March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

March Shatness by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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