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Pronounced "Man-zel", this young unsuspecting male is relentlessly hunted by older cougars. Interestingly enough, unlike elusive prey in the wild, the MANZEL is decidedly easy to trap and slaughter.
Hot Older Woman #1: "Look at that innocent young man drinking with his buddies. I'm going hunting for some manzel meat." <licks her lips>

(simultaneously)

Young Man #1: "Look at that those cougars over at the bar! I think I have a chance with the hot one, she keeps eye-balling me and licking her lips!"
Manzel by Donny P. December 27, 2008
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Johnny Manzel

A very talented football player that was chosen to the Titans in the 2015 NFL Draft. Johnny is a name of people with very athletic abilities. Everyone needs a Johnny in there life
Hey have you seen Johny Manzel he is a football animal. He went to the Titans. What a pick. Johnny Manzel
Johnny Manzel by alexs09 May 15, 2015
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Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

Lin-Manuel Miranda

A literal angel of a human being. He is so sweet, so pure, and so kind. Also a RAP GOD. He writes musicals, songs, as well as being an actor. He is best known for "In the Heights" (2008) and " Hamilton " 2015. His current projects are "In the Heights" the movie, "Mary Poppins Returns" and the reboot of "The Little Mermaid"
"Wow can you name a more talented lyricist than Lin-Manuel Miranda? Because I sure can't"

lin manuel miranda 

Lin Manuel Miranda is a writer, composer, actor, and innocent cinnamon bun. He is the writer of an extremely popular play known as 'Hamilton', starring himself as Alexander Hamilton, the writer of an unaired Cantina Song for The Force Awakens, a composer for the upcoming Disney movie Moana, and a guest star on many shows, such as Modern Family. He's often known to host the side show of Hamilton known as Ham4Ham, answer tweets from fans, make vines, and visit with the ghost of Alexander Hamilton. He's known to go a long time without sleeping.

Please give this man a break.
Person 1: You know Lin Manuel Miranda?
Person 2: Oh, the guy who's just like his country, young, scrappy, and hungry? Yeah, he's not throwing away his shot

Lin Manuel Miranda 

(aka "Old Man Miranda") is a musician, actor, writer, and rapper. Best known for In the Heights (2008) and Hamilton (2015).

He has the voice of an angel and drops beats that are fire.
Person 1: Wow I can't stop listening to Hamilton

Person 2: Right? Lin Manuel Miranda is a genius.

Lin Manuel Miranda 

Lin Manuel Miranda is a singer, actor, writer, and rapper. He is mostly known for In The Heights, Hamilton, and the songs from Moana. He is basically the best person alive at the time (currently 2017).
Have you ever listened to Hamilton?
Yeah, it's my favorite!
Plus it's written by Lin Manuel Miranda! The best person ever!