Mandels 

1. A tacky form of sandels worn by males in warm weather, or sometimes (sadly) year-round. Toe hair generally protrudes from the appendages and repulses any passerby.

2. A ridiculously beautiful male specimen; a sexy man that you unclothe with your eyes every moment you see him. Often compared to God.

1. Which pair of mandels should I wear to the beach today?

2. I made Mandels open my locker.

Mandels by Chris and Resh December 19, 2005

Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

Mandela Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).

"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

The Mandela Catalogue by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022

Slutty Mandela 

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.

Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.

Slutty Mandela by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is terrifying.

The Mandela Catalogue by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

Do a Mandela

1. To take a dump. Named after South African president Nelson Mandela who turned South Africa into a shithole.

Hey, Ben, I'm going to do a Mandela in the forest. Got a newspaper?

Do a Mandela by Bert Large March 31, 2019

Mandela catalogue

A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱

“Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it”

Mandela catalogue by thefartman January 23, 2022