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the matschener
the act of holding the shlong of a transvestite and feeding her your cocksauce.
i grabbed your shlong and gave you the matschener.
by thebigshlong June 15, 2009
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sleep
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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