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Masturbation.

Can also be "Woman-Time"

First coined by S-Dot in reference to P-Dot.
Yo, Dot, are you having mantime?

Today, I dribbled a little bit because I've been having too much mantime.

My girlfriend hates when I have mantime.
Mantime by Mass Debator February 24, 2009
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mantime day 

Mantime day is celebrated march 14th. Traditionaly it's a day for women treat a guy for a steak dinner and a blow job.
I can't believe after I bought you chocolate and took you to dinner last month that you forgot Mantime day!
mantime day by akgn March 14, 2010

Mantime (v. Shrekungus) 

Mantime is when fellow men, boys, and the male gender get it on.

For example, the conductor of the definition, Shrekungus, did Mantime with his fellow colleagues by fapping to burgers and guitar, eventually following with Netflix and Chill.
Dude, did you hear Ben and Izaiahs last Mantime (v. Shrekungus) session?! They are now in the hospital after that!

man time 

dmv slang for when someone gets serious
“i want to fight you!”
“u not on man time”
man time by thickass September 29, 2020
Manly Anime = Manime

n., Anime that contains gratuitous amounts of violence, explosions, and men with massive biceps. Very iconic but is fading due to mainstream animes becoming more popular. See Naruto.

Not to be confused with yaoi. yaoi is for fangirls.
Fist of the North Star, Baki the Grappler, and Berserk are all examples of manime
Manime by breenfood April 19, 2010

wise man time 

The period in which, after self prompted ejaculation, you reflect in your now non hormonal state at what you have done. Was it right? Do you need to change? Usually a depressing, yet enlightening time, only to be washed away with the next hormonal surge.
‘Bruh, I feel like a Seion rn tbh
Yeah bruh, need some wise man time after gettin blue balls like that’
Male panties. For the progressive man or your everyday cross dresser.
"I'm wearing my new manties today, and I'm chafing hardcore bro!", or "Dude, is my mantie line showing", or "I forgot my swim trunks, I'll just wear my manties in the pool"
manties by Jermaine90210 January 15, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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