Grappler

A man who seeks to hook up with abnormally fat girls

Man that chick was huge... he was such a grappler

by Biff mcgillicutty March 06, 2006

Grappler

The act of giving a handjob by using all fingers available to tug and grab the shaft, skin and pubic hairs. The hand will grab just about everything and anything along the shaft in order to provide pleasure and as much pain as possible for the person receiving this glorious gift. Not all grapplers are done on purpose, most of the time the person giving a grappler doesn't know what they are doing.

I went to Julia's house the other day and she gave me one hell of a grappler.

by Matt1010 November 10, 2010

Grappler

The act of giving a handjob by using all fingers to tug/grab the shaft, skin and pubic hairs. The hand will grab just about everything and anything along the shaft in order to provide as much pleasure and a lot pain to the person receiving this glorious gift. Not all grapplers are done on purpose, most of the time the person giving doesn't know what they are doing.

I went to Julia's house the other day and she gave me one hell of a grappler.

by Blacknight200 November 10, 2010

grappler

Someone who is proficient in any form of martial art which emphasizes grappling ("grabbing" or "wrestling") such as wrestling, judo, ju jitsu, sambo, pankration, catch fighting, wrespon ki bo, greama, etc.

The boxer Milo Savage was totally unable to harm the grappler Gene LeBell in their 1963 Salt Lake City bout.

by Russ Lear July 20, 2009

grappler

A turd that only rears it's ugly head. No matter how much you grunt and push the "grappler" has it's hook in and it plays peek a boo but won't come out.

He cried in dismay, "This one's a grappler"

by Urippities poop head May 23, 2007

grappler

Someone who listens to a band solely based on who they think is popular at the time -- essentially "grappling" onto the popular band. Usually to gain notoriety among peers.

Similar to a relpaarg.

James listens to Nickleback because they are high on the billboard charts, thinking this will make him look "cool" in front of friends. He is a grappler.

by Logan December 19, 2004

Mississippi Grappler

When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.

I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.

by Cumdumpster Brown December 25, 2008