Mantenida

A woman who is loved and well taken care of, that doesn’t have to work. Usually only men who can afford it can maintain a woman.

“Her husband pays all the bills, must be nice to be a mantenida.

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“A poor man cant afford a wife thats a mantenida”

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mantenna

A man's penis, specifically in the erect position.

My mantenna is detecting some estrogen in the area, so I should follow it to find the girl of my dreams.

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the male penis... but unlike many antennas, this mantenna can only be used properly by a female... unless your gay.

"Oooo... look at the mantenna go up!"

mantenna by D&J November 15, 2002

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Not quite man
Not quite woman
Not quite human
10% ballerina
100% testosterone

Wow, what a Mantonia.

Mantonia by Erik Purple January 14, 2008

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the other name for the most dyke-ish girl on the planet

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Another word for male genitalia. Synonymous with Wang, Wiener, Cock, Dick, Junk, and any other word for Penis.

Guy 1:"So, hows reception on the old mantenna?"

Guy 2:"Reception on the the wha?"

Mantenna by Khazilla November 26, 2010

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