mantenna
My mantenna is detecting some estrogen in the area, so I should follow it to find the girl of my dreams.
mantenna by Marcus Solomon November 19, 2007
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Mantenance
Mantenance by joshinatorg January 29, 2009
mantenance
A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.
Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.
She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
mantenance by zerokos December 15, 2009
Joe Mantegna
An amazing Italian-American actor from Chicago. Joe has over 100 acting credits and has been in everything from the Godfather part 3 to Criminal Minds. His only fault is that he is literally one of the nicest and most down to earth people ever. He donates to charities related to Autism and the Military plus many more. Joe Mantegna is a Tony Award winning actor, writer, producer, and director and has been in the business since 1969. He has work on several projects with playwright David Mamet including the play Glengarry Glen Ross. Joe also owns a restaurant, called Taste Chicago, with his wife of 43 years, as of 2018, Arlene Vrhel. They have two children, Mia who is the oldest and has autism and Gia the youngest and who followed in her father's foot steps becoming an actress.
Person 1- Did you see Joe Mantegna in the new Criminal Minds episode?!
Person 2- OMG he was so awesome as David Rossi, who I must say is a complete sass machine!
Person 2- OMG he was so awesome as David Rossi, who I must say is a complete sass machine!
Joe Mantegna by Navy_Sailor June 12, 2018
mantenance
1) A necessary, completely spontaneous, and very short masturbation session required to maintain mental stability.
2) The antidote for the random public boner.
2) The antidote for the random public boner.
Ben excused himself politely from Christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.
Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.
Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.
mantenance by mantenance March 26, 2011
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Ratfucker
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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