Montrocity is the name given to an individual who is extremely cocky and likes to believe they are God. They tend to think that they are better than everyone and that they are the coolest kid ever. In reality someone who could be considered Montrocity
is always a huge faggot with enormous amounts of greasy body hair, the structure of Jabba the Hutt, the IQ of a slug, and the looks of a dead whale. The Montrocity will usually end up becoming a child molester.
Montrocity: "Hey, you guys have to do everything I say cuz I'm the coolest kid here so you better obey my commands."
Guy1: "I don't have to do shit you homo."
Montrocity: *cries* "Fine! I will just chill with my tool homies then!"
Guy2: "Yo, who was that douche?"
Guy1: "Oh he's Montrocity, what a little bitch right?"
Guy2: "Hell yeah dude that kid was a huge faggot."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!