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Montrocity 

Montrocity is the name given to an individual who is extremely cocky and likes to believe they are God. They tend to think that they are better than everyone and that they are the coolest kid ever. In reality someone who could be considered Montrocity
is always a huge faggot with enormous amounts of greasy body hair, the structure of Jabba the Hutt, the IQ of a slug, and the looks of a dead whale. The Montrocity will usually end up becoming a child molester.
Montrocity: "Hey, you guys have to do everything I say cuz I'm the coolest kid here so you better obey my commands."
Guy1: "I don't have to do shit you homo."
Montrocity: *cries* "Fine! I will just chill with my tool homies then!"
Guy2: "Yo, who was that douche?"
Guy1: "Oh he's Montrocity, what a little bitch right?"
Guy2: "Hell yeah dude that kid was a huge faggot."
Montrocity by TheWampaJesus December 29, 2012

Metrocity 

An outfit or article of clothing that is so Metrosexual that is is deemed a Metrocity. A metrosexual atrocity.
Eleanor: " Did you see Ryan try to pull off that scarf??"

Colin: "Oof, what a metrocity!"
Metrocity by Linnn Linnn October 28, 2009

Monstrocititty

A word used to reference a female(or male) with breast so large that they induce breathless awe.
Holy crap, check out the monstrocititty over there on bar stool!!!!

Monstrosity 

One of the best "real" words in the English language.

A term to describe something monsterous or hideous.
What is that monstrosity on your head!? Is it a dead bird? O.O
"It's my favorite hat." *awkward silence*

Queen(Bohemian Rhapsody):
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!

Bob: What is he building?

Me: A monstrosity. :)
Monstrosity by lauren's awesome words September 30, 2010

MotorCityMadman 

Ted Nugent, at least when he was a musician.
Terrible Ted's the MotorCityMadman
MotorCityMadman by ghgaj May 21, 2008

Hideous Monstrosity 

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.
That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.

Menstrocity 

When a girl has a very large period that even the tampons and pads can't absorb all the blood.
Mia had such a huge period it was a menstrocity!
Menstrocity by retroreto September 8, 2012
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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