A person who makes macaroni and cheese, and then proceeds to eat everything in the immediate vicinity while waiting for the water to boil. The person usually feels resentment afterwards when they realize exactly how much they've eaten.
I realized I myself, had become a Macaroni Monstrocity after devouring a box of Cheez-Its, some grapes, a box of thin mints, and a half-gallon of milk while waiting for the water to boil on my Kraft Mac and Cheese.
by Cassatah June 29, 2014