1. the point in which a girl or fantasy girl has been mastured or been put in every situation thee masturbater can think of.
2. the point in which a masturbation of a situation the masturbater has thought of can not be made any better or can not be improved.
2. the point in which a masturbation of a situation the masturbater has thought of can not be made any better or can not be improved.
1. Guy1: Do you you remember that girl from last week?
Guy2: Of course i "mastured" her in one night.
2. Come on seriously i am not gonna display an example of this definition. I am sure the reader knows what i am talking about.
Guy2: Of course i "mastured" her in one night.
2. Come on seriously i am not gonna display an example of this definition. I am sure the reader knows what i am talking about.
by Joe Kelly August 12, 2006
Get the mastured mug.1. (verb): the process of masturbating before making an executive decision in regards to one's love life. This noteworthy event takes place in hopes to think in a clear state-of-mind about a situation--before putting one's self-respect at high-risk; clearing the mind; avoiding "grenades"; avoiding desperate times for desperate measures.
Friend #1: Hey buddy, what are you up to?
Friend #2: Just texting the girl I met from the party last week. She wants me to go over to her place tonight, and have a few drinks with her.
Friend #1: Dude you know she is a train wreck. You had your beer goggles on, or are you really just that desperate? You might want to go masturdebate on it for awhile, before you do something you might regret.
Friend #2: Yeah you're probably right.
(a few minutes later)
Friend #2: Oh man! I can't believe I was actually going to go over there. What the fuck was I thinking?! Good call. Let's go get a beer or something.
Friend #2: Just texting the girl I met from the party last week. She wants me to go over to her place tonight, and have a few drinks with her.
Friend #1: Dude you know she is a train wreck. You had your beer goggles on, or are you really just that desperate? You might want to go masturdebate on it for awhile, before you do something you might regret.
Friend #2: Yeah you're probably right.
(a few minutes later)
Friend #2: Oh man! I can't believe I was actually going to go over there. What the fuck was I thinking?! Good call. Let's go get a beer or something.
by Cbunt801 December 16, 2011
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Get the Masturdating mug.When you can’t keep your eyes away from half the girls on your debate team during the tournament but see them after the weekend and feel no attraction to them whatsoever
by Cars 3 was garbage March 12, 2019
Get the Masturdebatis mug.I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.
by MicklePickle January 4, 2015
Get the Masturdate mug.Mastered is a term used in the music and audio industries. It is usually a song that is in or at its final stage before mass production or sells.
A mastered song is a single stereo track that has been finalized by a mastering engineer who uses his skills, technique and gear to bring the life out of a mix. Fatten it up, making it full and thick at the same time bringing out certain parts in the mix. example - vocals.
A mastered song is a single stereo track that has been finalized by a mastering engineer who uses his skills, technique and gear to bring the life out of a mix. Fatten it up, making it full and thick at the same time bringing out certain parts in the mix. example - vocals.
hey be sure the mix has at least 3dB of headroom before we send it out to get mastered. He will bitch if has no headroom to work with
by impsick September 7, 2007
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