Mansnatch

The vagina thereby belonging to a man. Commonly mistaken with an asshole thereby belonging to a man. Commonly mistaken with mangina. The visible mansnatch consists of labia minora, labia majora and clitoris.

Bruce fingered his mansnatch then lapped up the sweet juices from his ring finger.

by J-Ru August 3, 2003

Mansnatch

A particular configuration of male genitalia. The testicles are sagging and their weight draws out two vertical ridges of wrinkled skin. The penis itself is small and shrunken, seeming unnaturally high in contrast to the dangling testicles. The whole configuration resembles a dried up hairy vagina with hideously swollen and bottom-heavy labia and a protruding, disfigured clitoris.

Guys who are still taking speed after they are 50 probably have a mansnatch.

I've gotta lose some weight, my cock is retreating into my mansnatch.

Dude, are you sure you're mum's a chick? I saw her in the shower and I'm pretty sure she had a mansnatch.

by Skinzabubble October 13, 2011

Kat McSnatch

A now-famous YouTuber who started off with her video (that soon went viral!) of a song she wrote called, "You Are a Cunt".

Kat McSnatch wrote & performed songs like, "You Are a Cunt", "I Don't Like You", and, "Don't Worry, Be Ugly".

by Telephony August 22, 2014

MANstache

A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.

Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.

by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007

Snatchy McSnatcherson

Someone who grabs something very hastily.

At the drive-thru Snatchy McSnatcherson grabbed his take-out bag of Big Macs and took off like a bat out of hell.

by JaneLuvsTarzan January 23, 2009

mansnack

Another name for a girl's boyfriend, lover or toy.

Noun: "WHOA! Check out that chick's mansnack!"
Adjective: "Yes, I'm her mansnack now."

by LewsTherin12 January 17, 2008

mansquatch

An extremely hairy oversized smelly male human or human like creature. Often spotted on beaches on nice summer days. Sightings of Sasquatch, bigfoot, yeti, and Robin Williams are often misreported after a mansquatch is spotted.

Combination of the words man and sasquatch.

We were ogling some hot babes on Oak Street Beach when a gold chain laden mansquatch blocked our view. The smell was overwhelming.

by irishpirate August 2, 2007