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Mansnatch
A particular configuration of male genitalia. The testicles are sagging and their weight draws out two vertical ridges of wrinkled skin. The penis itself is small and shrunken, seeming unnaturally high in contrast to the dangling testicles. The whole configuration resembles a dried up hairy vagina with hideously swollen and bottom-heavy labia and a protruding, disfigured clitoris.
Guys who are still taking speed after they are 50 probably have a mansnatch.
I've gotta lose some weight, my cock is retreating into my mansnatch.
Dude, are you sure you're mum's a chick? I saw her in the shower and I'm pretty sure she had a mansnatch.
I've gotta lose some weight, my cock is retreating into my mansnatch.
Dude, are you sure you're mum's a chick? I saw her in the shower and I'm pretty sure she had a mansnatch.
Mansnatch by Skinzabubble October 13, 2011
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Mansnatch • malsnatch • man satchel • McSnatch • Maconatchie • Maninath • mansbach • Mansearch • mansquatch • MANstache
MANstache
A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.
MANstache by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007
Snatchy McSnatcherson
At the drive-thru Snatchy McSnatcherson grabbed his take-out bag of Big Macs and took off like a bat out of hell.
Snatchy McSnatcherson by JaneLuvsTarzan January 23, 2009
mansnack
mansnack by LewsTherin12 January 17, 2008
mansquatch
An extremely hairy oversized smelly male human or human like creature. Often spotted on beaches on nice summer days. Sightings of Sasquatch, bigfoot, yeti, and Robin Williams are often misreported after a mansquatch is spotted.
Combination of the words man and sasquatch.
Combination of the words man and sasquatch.
We were ogling some hot babes on Oak Street Beach when a gold chain laden mansquatch blocked our view. The smell was overwhelming.
mansquatch by irishpirate August 2, 2007
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