Mansaus 

The seamon of a man.

Godverdomme , keb mansaus op au tette gespoten ( Wetters slang aa)

Translation:
oh fuck , i spilled my mansaus all over your titts

Mansaus by I'm ur father (osmond) August 17, 2009

Masausage Parlor 

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.

DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.

Masausage Parlor by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

Mansaurus 

A comprehensive tome of reference and learning on how to be manly. For some, manliness doesn't always come naturally, and the Mansaurus is an essential guide on how to behave in a manly fashion, use manly words spoken in a deep manly voice, and use one's body language to show how manly one is. Many famous manly celebrities allegedly have a copy tucked away including Chuck Norris, Daniel Craig, Russell Crowe, Madonna, Pink, and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.

"Daa, I knew I was in love with her da moment I saw her Mansaurus fall out of her manbag as she lifted her leg to fart"
- Sylvester Stallone reflecting on his marriage to Brigitte Nielsen

Mansaurus by aaaaajon January 2, 2012

Augustinus Mantaus 

He is a gay BBC lover.

Augustinus Mantaus is gay

Augustinus Mantaus by MilSugibei March 17, 2022

Mansausage 

What I want to stick in Dan Grant's mom.

Yo, have you seen Grant's mom lately? I'd totally stick her with my mansausage.

Mansausage by Michael Otto December 10, 2004

Manscuse 

Lame reason men give for not doing the most basic of things.

His Manscuse for not getting a table was, "I didn't know what name the reservation was under, or how many, so I decided to just wait for you."

Manscuse by Frances Goodman August 11, 2007

mansauce 

see wordjizz/word

and before the night was over, the trick of the party was covered in about 3 gallons of mansauce

mansauce by Ricky Roma December 25, 2003