manonayse 

Another word for sperm, spunk, mangoo, jizz, splooge, nut, or plain ole cum.

When she looked at me with those dreamy eyes, I hit her right in the mouth with a big squirt of manonayse.

manonayse by Khaytsus March 17, 2009

Manopause 

A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.

When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.

Manopause by Woodbilly May 14, 2011

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".

Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

Is mayonaise an instrument? by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016

Manopause 

A sad period of time in a married man's life when he simply doesn't get any action from the wife and is essentially (paused). This usually (though not specifically) occurs in middle age. But depending on the situation can occur at any point in time if the man is not careful.

Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,

He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch

"Ah man, look at that dude over there, he looks so pent up, he must be manopaused, I sure hope he went with option 1 :)"

"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"

Manopause by Bigabongo June 11, 2020

mayonaise mama 

another slang term for white girls.

damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!

mayonaise mama by gorilla tities April 25, 2010

mayonaise monkey 

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

mayonaise monkey by cze August 9, 2005

Chunky Mayonaise

When a female has a yeast infection and she doesnt tell you so you stick your dick in her anyways, when you pull out you have chunky mayoniase on your dick

ew, bi-atch, u just got some chunky mayonaise of my genitals.

Chunky Mayonaise by timber12 November 1, 2010