manojeet 

A guy named Manojeet is definitely the most pure-hearted guy you will ever meet. Silent and simple looking at first sight, he is the one who is friendly with everyone and makes new friends easily and effortlessly. People love meeting him and once you know him you will surely do your best to be in his friends list. He is the kind of boy who will help anyone and everyone selflessly. Everyone comes to him with their problems as they know he is best at solving things up. If you have Manojeet as your friend then you are really lucky one. Manojeet is extremely down to earth guy and understands traditions and cultural values. He know how to respect a woman. He is a true gentleman. If love of your life is Manojeet, never let him go. He has got purest soul. He is innocent, kind and gold-hearted. He loves making new friends and interacting with new people. Manojeet is the smartest person in the room and he knows it well. Handsome, charming and adorable are his characteristics. If you know any manojeet, now you know he is the best. And if you are Manojeet, just know you are the best!

Manojeet is a good guy.

manojeet by Aurora27 November 24, 2021

Manojeet 

Chutiya=Manojeet
Hence Manojeet =chutiya

Aditya is a Manojeet

Manojeet by Xnwsksowkwuixj December 6, 2021

Manjeet 

Just... Awesome.

Yo guys move aside, it’s Manjeet coming though.

Sikh coming through!

Manjeet by T1DOTM July 25, 2018

The Manjeet Gallop 

The act of clapping your hands then quickly slapping your hands across your chest repeadetly, making a gallop sound.

English class was sorta lame, so we organized 20 people to do the manjeet gallop to piss off the teacher.

The Manjeet Gallop by Manjeet the Almighty February 14, 2009

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules 

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.

I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009

The Manjeet Tugboat  

When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(like a tugboat).

guy 1:dude i was so wasted last night so i gave my girl The Manjeet Tugboat
guy 2:sweet

The Manjeet Tugboat by Manjeet The Almighty February 16, 2009

Manjeet Smash  

Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.

*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !

Manjeet Smash by Manjeet the Almighty March 27, 2009