2 definitions by Senator babycat

Sucking on a jolly rancher and spitting the sweet juices into someone else's mouth
I heard they were janching yesterday. All the kids are doing it.
by Senator babycat April 3, 2019
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When your girlfriend makes you fat and ugly by feeding you and giving you stupid haircuts all the while telling you it's sexy, so no other women will want you and she can have you and take care of you forever.

Munchausen by Proxy's distant diabetic cousin
Have you seen Facundo lately? He looks terrible.

Yeah he's suffering from ManChosen by Foxy
by Senator babycat October 3, 2019
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