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when a male has such big man titties that television shows have to censor or ban his breasts from being shown because the size of them are either the same or bigger than your average female
On family night I was watching a porno in the living room and I was really giving it to myself then suddenly what I originally thought I was a nice set of breasts were actually Kevin James' breasts with his shirt off in one of his movies, I was disapointed when realizing that the hairy thick chest wasnt on a woman, things like that need to be banned or MANned I still finished of course and went back for seconds when everybody fell asleep or should I say on everybody that fell asleep.
MANned by tophieCC May 3, 2010
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Manned Out

When a male's subconscious went into the world of titties and football and ignored every VERY important thing the female said.
girl: "So Suzie said that she told Mary that Bob was... Are you listening to me?"

man: *no response*

girl: "Oh.My.God. You just totally manned out on me!"

man: "Huh?"
Manned Out by NellieReno March 14, 2011

Manned Goods 

A guys junk. His Special area. His penis/balls.
Matt threw the protractor and it hit me right in manned goods.
Manned Goods by ThejHamel June 21, 2011

manned parenthood 

Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.

Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.

manned parenthood by the teej April 28, 2009

manned out

when a young gay male becomes a grown man.
Jason just turned 29 but still felt 23. But he realized he had "manned out" when a younger East Village boy promptly told him, "You're cute, but aren't you like 30?"

manned-out

the transformation of a young male's youthful appearance into an older male who looks around the age of 30 and older.
Jason, 28 years old, realized he had manned-out when his pic to a 23 year old on Craigslist was returned with the following message: "Can't you read? No one over 30!"
manned-out by Omar and Jason April 6, 2007

Manned Rocket

A slightly derogatory term describing a recently impregnated woman - normally used when the person noticing or hearing for the first time is surprised
Damn! - She's been hit by a manned rocket... she is only 16
Manned Rocket by freedom015 July 26, 2011
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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