monicitis

Monicitis is the disease that causes a slew of negative side effects listed in the formal post listed above.

However, recent medical research at John Hopkins University has brought several new side effects to attention.

Including but not limited to;

-Posting false definitions attempting to undermind the work of Dr. Louis Tres
-Awful hair
-Absence of linguistic formalities. For instance, if there was a building that stood for grammatical integrity, monicitis would be the plane that crashed into it.
-STD's (Yes, monicitis is an STD that apparently causes more STD's)<--- Truly a medical anomaly.

Researchers at John Hopkins have also informed me that they are currently testing experimental medicine which could lead to an antidote(monicdote). More information on this "monicdote" will be posted as it is received.

Timmuel - "Whoa that bitch just stepped up to mah boy lewey trey(Dr. Louis Tres)!"

Dr. Louis Tres - "Timmuel calm down my sweet chinchilla, its just the side effect of that nasty disease Monicitis."

Timmuel - "No wonder! No one with that disgusting disease could ever in any capacity be better than my boy Dr. Louis Tres!"

by Dr Louis Tres January 22, 2010

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monicitis

a "disease" made up by a scene fagot who got pretty jealous hen he/she was denied sex to a girl named monica. their only way of getting back at her for not fooling around with them was to make up a ridiculously stupid thing up about her on urban dictionary.

hey i'm a gay scene kid who wants to make fun of someone 8737548x's cooler than me... we'll call it monicitis ;)

by yousuckassssssssssssssforever January 20, 2010

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Monic

An extremely gorgeous woman. She has big beautiful eyes, a smile to die for and luscious lips. Monic's will usually have fake friends who secretly hate. Monic's are exotic looking, have an amazing personality, are smart and have a natural charm. They have beauty AND brains. You'll always have fun with a Monic no matter where you are or what you're doing. She's a great friend and an amazing lover. She can be the sweetest girl you'll ever meet but be careful; when she gets mad, stay away. They can also be heartbreakers but not intentionally. Once a man finds a Monic they never want to let them go. If you have a Monic as a friend or especially as a lover, you are one lucky person because they are practically perfect.

Wow, I really want to be like Monic.

by Rob0201 October 13, 2011

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Monice

Greek name. Quirky, random, cheeky and artistic. Kind of an all rounder at sports. Definitely a dare-devil. Enjoys a good book and likes to write. Not a fan of green foods unless it's a green apple. Blue eyes, tall. VERY different personality. Average looks, can be somewhat lazy but loves to help people. Not a fan of cooking. Mature for her age, thin body type. Is interested in outside types of activities. Loves a rainy day and autumn. A good friend. Pretty strong. Has a nasty temper though. Don't get on her bad side!

"Is there a Monique here?"

"No, it's M-O-N-I-C-E. Monice. Get it right!"

"So it's not Monsie?"

"Hell no!"

by Elmorulz March 13, 2013

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MONIC

A monic is a white dog turd. Many tend to be crusty and sun bleached. A monic is the unicorn of poops. In fact many people collect them when stumbling upon them.

Guy 1: Woah what is that?

Guy 2: that’s a monic!!! You should take it, that’s a once in lifetime find.

by TheOG_McNasty January 9, 2019

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