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i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

Mangling the Midget

I remember mangling the midget to this video.

GUNT MANGLING 

WHEN A MAN IS IN HEAT AND STARTS GUNT MANGLING HIS OVER WEIGHT COW LOOKING WOMAN

WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS
HOLY WOW, THAT GUNT MANGLING IS SOME SHITY WORK

HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?
GUNT MANGLING by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

Manvaning 

Man-vaning;

The same as caravaning, but the people present are strictly all male, hence the name man-van.

Man-vanning was originally created because girls ruined the overall fun of the night,
you cannot discuss such things as;
-Having sexual intercourse with chicken pasties.
-Amy's breast.
-Physics.
-Masterbation.
-Sing-a-longs.
-The rating of girls in your school/6th form/college.
-Ridiculing of those who we dislike.
-General aggression and piss taking.

but mostly performing horrific male antics.

The experience is overall more fun when girls are taken out of the equation.

This also can irradicate the danger of cheating if one of the males is in a relationship

As getting drunk with girls present if you are in a relationship, does not bode well.
"Hey fancying having a sausage fest this weekend?"
"Yeh sure, how about a bit of manvaning"
"Sounds good"
When a dude is so drunk that he must rely on "hanging" onto the shoulders of others to stand up. The manhang can come in either a single or double version, depending on the number of shoulders being used. The double manhang can sometimes result in a body to ground angle of 45 degrees if done properly.
I saw Mike pull off the double manhang last night after a long nine holes of golf. I swear he blacked out when he started talking about indians and hot coworkers.
manhang by Patrick Swayze's Mullet November 9, 2009

Marshaling 

The fine art of ramming your finger up a persons ass during sex.
He asked for a good Marshaling and she really let him have it.
Marshaling by eduardomustach January 19, 2008