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Mandolino
Mandolino by BigFatMoctezuma October 19, 2021
Pizza Pasta Mandolino Mafia
Pizza Pasta Mandolino Mafia by MAFIA69420 June 19, 2020
Mangolious Theorem
The most complex equation ever devised - so powerful that it can solve any problem, providing that the correct formulee is provided. In short, the mangolious theorem is capable of solving absolutely anything - and is the answer to all questions.
Mangolious Theorem by Mangolious December 14, 2010
Mendocino Snail Trail
When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.
"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"
"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."
"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."
Mendocino Snail Trail by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009
manpoline
A guy who is used by a girl though he knows it, yet keeps coming back to her despite all the crap she puts him through. The guy is invariably in love/lust with the girl and will go through hoops/put up with her back and forth in the offchance that he might be able to date her. These situations usually result in the man being crushed.
Sometimes the guy can delude himself into thinking he just wants to be good friends with her. This does not last long.
Sometimes the guy can delude himself into thinking he just wants to be good friends with her. This does not last long.
In the movie "He's just not that into you", Kevin Connolly's character (Conor) is a manpoline for Scarlet Johansson's character Anna. He's always there when she needs him but she never has to give anything back.
Guy 1: What did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: Oh it was awesome, Cara actually came over last night. She was having a tiff with her boyfriend. I made her a great dinner and we talked and cuddled a little bit. Then she left abruptly, maybe got a text from him. But I haven't heard from her since then.
Guy 1: This isn't going anywhere is it?
Guy 2: Well, I think she'll eventually see I'm a good guy and we work well together.
Guy 1: <rolls eyes>
Guy 1: What did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: Oh it was awesome, Cara actually came over last night. She was having a tiff with her boyfriend. I made her a great dinner and we talked and cuddled a little bit. Then she left abruptly, maybe got a text from him. But I haven't heard from her since then.
Guy 1: This isn't going anywhere is it?
Guy 2: Well, I think she'll eventually see I'm a good guy and we work well together.
Guy 1: <rolls eyes>
manpoline by Vermonster August 24, 2009
Marzolino
the last name of a guy who is completely perfect. his body is amazing and his dick is 7 inches long. he is hilarious and extremely smart. beast at football. his face is beautiful. girls love him. he's super popular and everyone wants to be him. no one can compete with how perfect he is. name any amazing quality and he has it.
ashlee: did you see number 56 on the football team?
diana: yeah! he's amazing! his last name is probably marzolino.
diana: yeah! he's amazing! his last name is probably marzolino.
Marzolino by detroit bitch January 1, 2012
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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