A Urushiol outbreak on ones genitals similar to a poison ivy outbreak caused by receiving oral sex immediately after your wife eats a mango too close to its skin.

Dude my wife ate a mango and sucked my dick right after....apparently if you eat a mango too close it it’s skin, it can cause a poison ivy like outbreak around the lips...now I got mango dick and it’s dry and itchy man what the fuck did I do to deserve this shit

Mango dick by Sweatpant crook December 13, 2020

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Mangey dick rot

When your balls scrpe up on the side of your leg and you get a rash

“Timmy has a bad case of mangey dick rot”

Mangey dick rot by 45dfjkl February 12, 2023

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Too many dicks in one hole

Redundancy, six guys doing a job that requires just one guy. You could also consider this a form of clusterfuck.

I've got 6 guys painting a single 4 x 8 sheet of drywall. Talk about too many dicks in one hole...this is a clusterfuck!

Too many dicks in one hole by St Charles Whisker Biscuit September 7, 2013

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Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.

In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.

There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!

Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor by Michael McFly January 26, 2016

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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