Mandoclap

Stupid

Wow is his name mandoclap that’s dumb

by Falingo May 2, 2021

Mandicapped

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.

Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.

by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

mandicap

a handicap placed on men, to give women a fair chance at winning

Jane: "Every time I score a basket, it's two points. Every time you score one Dick, it's just one point."
Dick: "WTF?"
Jane: "It's your mandicap John, because otherwise I'd have no hope of beating you and your superior man skills."

by Joe Van December 17, 2008

mandollars

Mandollar refers to the higher, male value of the dollar.

Based on the current gender pay gap, wherein a woman earns 77 cents for every dollar a man makes--for the same work.

Used like the term “dog years” would be, except to describe monetary situations instead of time.

Hey girl, congratulations on the new job! You’re making $65,000? Wow, that’s like $80,000 in mandollars!

I wish my wife were making mandollars—that extra 23% would be like not paying any taxes at all this year!

So the salary range is $45-$55K? Is that in mandollars or ladycents?

by Mysterious Artemis August 22, 2012

Mandicapped

When you're so fucked on MDMA it becomes less of a 'high' and more of being completely Mandicapped.

Jeff: Did you just take all of that MDMA my dude?

Brian: Bruh, I am so mandicapped.

by PatSniffer December 5, 2018

Mandicapped

When that dick is so good it handicaps you.

Damn I need a wheelchair I got Mandicapped last night.

by Mandicapped1995 May 31, 2018

Mandicapped

Adjective describing someone (male) who cannot perform a simple action that to others (females) would not be considered difficult.

Why don't you ask Mike to cover the leftovers with cellophane so they don't spoil?
Because he's completely mandicapped in the kitchen

by the epster July 8, 2010