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Mandolaid 

Someone who plays the mandolin to get laid
I jammed out so hard last night with my mandolin, that I got mandolaid
Mandolaid by Gypc_soul March 30, 2023
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Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.
Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.
Mandaids by Tagz September 5, 2010
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Band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. Such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat.
Construction Worker 1: Ahh, I just cut my finger off. I need a Band-Aid

Construction Worker 2: No man, you need a mandaid.
mandaid by 314 February 28, 2008

Mandoline 

A girl that doesn’t believe her significant other loves her more than she loves her significant other.
Mandoline, why don’t you understand that Josh loves you more than you do him?
Mandoline by YvngYao November 13, 2019
The manly form of bandaid. It consists of a strip of Duct Tape and either a paper towel, napkin, or any absorbent cloth. The duct tape is then placed on any wound.
Dude i think i severed an artery.....
It's cool homie, just make a mandaid.
mandaid by UberWolfe February 20, 2007

mandoli slicer

(n) an exceptionally large nose
Dylan has the most eagle-like mandoli slicer I've ever seen in my entire life.
mandoli slicer by Thisoneperson November 22, 2007

Mandolína 

A synonym for a name Magdaléna, Mandolína usually has ADHD and is hyperactive, but she's clever (sometimes),

funny (always) and pretty (not in the morning).
Mandolína doesn't like when somebody calls her that way.
Mandolína is also musical instrument. (like a guitar)
"Oh man, look at Mandolína."
"She's absolutely Mandolína."
"Damn, I'd like to play with Mandolína."
Mandolína by Adalbertusus January 18, 2023
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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