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Mandellah

There is only one Mandellah.

You won't meet another person like her. Her smile lights up whatever room she is in. She laughs freely and loud.

Mandellah lives for love and Mandellah will always give tough love where it's needed, and truth where it's lacking.

Mandellah can usually be found daydreaming about nature and water. Mandellah often smiles at secret thought dancing through her head.

Mandellah is a lifestyle.

Mandellah is art.

You are blessed to have a Mandellah in your circle.
Person 1: Have you met Mandellah?
Person 2: Yes, my life is now complete.

Person 1: Agreed, also, that ass is fat.
by SmittenTwin August 22, 2023
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Mandela Nut

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018
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The Mandela Catalogue

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."
by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022
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Slutty Mandela

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.
Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020
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The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.
by The ObéSter October 30, 2021
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Do a Mandela

1. To take a dump. Named after South African president Nelson Mandela who turned South Africa into a shithole.
Hey, Ben, I'm going to do a Mandela in the forest. Got a newspaper?
by Bert Large March 31, 2019
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Mancellation

When a man has set plans with his girlfriend, and cancels last minute to go out with the boys.
Jane was made at Mark because of his last-minute mancellation to go out to the bars with his friends, instead of going through with their plans of seeing a movie.
by Connor Mantis October 30, 2010
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