The best freaking person out there! She is so freaking pretty and nice and Kool with a k. She is the best friend I could ever ask for! If your reading this mabel, you da best! No but like im dead serious boi she is the actual best. She is the definition of perfection. I ran out of adjectives. Oh she also has a super overprotective best friend and her best friend WILL kill you if you talk to her.
Person #1: hey that's mabbely!
Person #2: don't talk to her or her best friend will murder you.
Person #1: -_-
The art of repair on the munt. The attempt to execute a quick single task with failure, only achieving several unnecessary, disassembled essential home electricals, vehicles or resulting in the creation of enchanting garden sculptures.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*