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Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.
"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."
Manbership by Zotmaster January 16, 2009
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l'manberg 

The one true nation where filthy Americans are not allowed, only Europeans, founded by Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit on the Dream SMP server so as to escape persecution from their nationalist government and found ideals and morales, a place without war where people fight with words not actions, The Great Country of L'Manberg is by far the most advanced and most civilised country on the Dream SMP.
Wilbur Soot is the rightful ruler of L'Manberg

I hate Schlatt2020
I hate Coconut2020
I hate Swag2020
I love Pog2020
l'manberg by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 3, 2020
Manveer is a Indian name which means brave minded. Manveer is a loving caring person who would do anything for the people he loves. Manveer also crushes on one specific girl but, he may not ever reveal it. He has lots of confidence and acts dumb but, is one of the smartest people you’ll ever meet. He’s also one of those people that talk a lot but he listens to a few people when he is told to quiet down. A few things he may be is Possessive, Loving, Kind, Generous, And has beautiful eyes with a cool jawline
Teacher: Who would like to present

Manveer: *first and only one to raise hand so teacher chooses him*
Boy: damn I need some of your confidence Manveer
Manveer by ily108 January 30, 2019

l’manberg 

l’manberg was a piece of land on the minecraft serverdream smp’. it began with a drug business ran by wilbur soot and tommyinnit. this began the “hot dog van” or the “caravan”. they then recruited fundy, tubbo, niki, eret, and jack manifold. then, l’manberg as a nation wanted to have independence from the dream smp. dream, the creator of the dream smp didn’t agree. this broke out into war. after hours of fighting, eret led them into the ‘final control room’ which was when they portrayed his betrayal and then all the other members were killed. shockingly, tommy gave up his most prized possessions for l’manbergs independence, his music discs mellohi and cat. this stated that l’manberg was a separate nation from dream smp, but was still on their land. but then after a long time being blacklisted, jschlatt makes a reappearance to run in a political war against wilbur. candidates pog2020: wilbur soot & tommyinnit. swag2020: quackity & georgenotfound. coconut2020: niki and fundy and jschlatt2020. after an audience decision, pog2020 had the winning vote, but by the swag2020 and jschlatt2020 former agreement, they combined the votes and jschlatt2020 won the election. the first thing jschlatt did was banish wilbur soot and tommy. jschatt then renames l’manberg, ‘manberg’ because they “don’t take L’s”. wilbur and tommy vanish into the woods and start their new nation, pogtopia. it’s now a cold-blooded war of manberg vs. pogtopia.
“my l’manberg, my l’manberg” - song by wilbur

independence or death, if we get no revolution we want nothing
l’manberg by dreamy weamy October 19, 2020

Old Man Beer 

Cheap macro beers that your father (a.k.a old man) probably enjoyed drinking back in the day. Examples include Hamm's, PBR, Schlitz, Old Style, Rolling Rock, Stroh's, and Blatz.
Person 1: Your fridge is full of PBR and Hamm's?!
Person 2: What can I say, I'm a big fan of old man beer.

Manberged 

to be insulted in a personal and hurting manner, however, it is publicly acceptable because the comment is made under the guise of intellectual and scholarly debate
"Man, that comment Chris made to Liz during the discussion in Contracts class was a real personal attack." "Yeah, she really got Manberged."
Manberged by DKforPrez January 29, 2010