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man thermometer 

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.
1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.
man thermometer by ByRd December 29, 2007

man thermos 

also seen as man-thermos, it is another name for the penis.
"hey Joe, how was that date with Suzy last night?"

"man we went back to her place and she emptied my man thermos!"
man thermos by billy trinkets June 11, 2004

Big Man Thermal 

a hunk of a man who you should respect, whenever you talk about a legend, talk about Big Man Thermal
Look over there! it's Big Man Thermal, a hunk of a man.
Big Man Thermal by Big Man Thermal January 22, 2021

perfect man out there 

A man who treats his girl like a princess. He is a respectful gentleman who knows how to treat a woman right! They go on picnics, movie dates, and a nice walk in the park. He does not need money to make her happy. The perfect man loves to cuddle and keep his girl happy :)<3
I wish I had the perfect man out there!

Everyone needs a man like mine; he is Mr. Perfect!!!<3

My perfect man just made a fancy dinner in the candlelight ;)

Mama there goes that man! 

Incredible shot or play by a basketball player. Used by announcer Mark Jackson to personify the excellence of that play or player.
"Kobe Bryant pump fake, and then Mama there goes that man! finishing for the dunk.

there was a young man from china 

There was a young man from china

Who wans't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

cut off his cock

and now he's got a vagina.