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man thermometer
An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.
1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.
2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.
2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.
man thermometer by ByRd December 29, 2007
man thermos
"hey Joe, how was that date with Suzy last night?"
"man we went back to her place and she emptied my man thermos!"
"man we went back to her place and she emptied my man thermos!"
man thermos by billy trinkets June 11, 2004
Big Man Thermal
a hunk of a man who you should respect, whenever you talk about a legend, talk about Big Man Thermal
Big Man Thermal by Big Man Thermal January 22, 2021
perfect man out there
A man who treats his girl like a princess. He is a respectful gentleman who knows how to treat a woman right! They go on picnics, movie dates, and a nice walk in the park. He does not need money to make her happy. The perfect man loves to cuddle and keep his girl happy :)<3
I wish I had the perfect man out there!
Everyone needs a man like mine; he is Mr. Perfect!!!<3
My perfect man just made a fancy dinner in the candlelight ;)
Everyone needs a man like mine; he is Mr. Perfect!!!<3
My perfect man just made a fancy dinner in the candlelight ;)
perfect man out there by Plumber Girl 123 October 1, 2013
Mama there goes that man!
Incredible shot or play by a basketball player. Used by announcer Mark Jackson to personify the excellence of that play or player.
Mama there goes that man! by Ocknight May 17, 2010
there was a young man from china
There was a young man from china
Who wans't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
cut off his cock
and now he's got a vagina.
Who wans't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
cut off his cock
and now he's got a vagina.
there was a young man from china by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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