Definitions by ByRd
facebook stalk
To look at a person's facebook profile in detail to learn more about them and what they are doing. Reading their wall posts and looking at the recent activity.
facebook stalk by ByRd January 4, 2008
man thermometer
An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.
1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.
2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.
2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.
man thermometer by ByRd December 29, 2007
facebook stalking
Looking at someones facebook profile and reading their recent news and wall posts. Monitoring another person's facebook life
facebook stalking by ByRd December 11, 2007
hot as balls
Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.
hot as balls by ByRd November 28, 2007
donut fest
As Tom walked in, he realized that it was a donut fest of drunken sorority sluts and formulated a plan to pull off a reverse gang bang.
donut fest by ByRd September 9, 2007
smack upside the head
To extend your arm so that your hand is below the back of a person's head and thrust your hand upwards so that your palm hits them square in the back of the head.
This is typically done when someone does something stupid or just to humiliate/annoy them.
This is typically done when someone does something stupid or just to humiliate/annoy them.
When Rose started to take diet pills, her mother gave her a smack upside the head to knock some sense into her.
As John sat in the passenger seat, the driver acted like her was streching, but really smacked John upside the head and hillarity ensued.
As John sat in the passenger seat, the driver acted like her was streching, but really smacked John upside the head and hillarity ensued.
smack upside the head by ByRd May 23, 2007