Man-Twat

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A gentleman's bum hole

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.

Man-Twat by B - Wang March 25, 2019

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old man twat

Used on someones birthday when they are showing signs of becoming old and boring. Can be used for either sex.

"C'mon John, you only turned 20 today, don't be such an old man twat and drink that triple absinthe!"

old man twat by gluesniffer December 22, 2004

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old man twat • Mantwat • twatman • Mantwata • mantwateater • man • man whore • man child • man slut • man hoe

twat man

that cunt you really wanna fucking beat up

also acts like an absolute fuckin pleb to hoes and can't eat ass well

oi tom you seen twat man around here gonna fucking beat his headin the cunt

twat man by metrodruid April 17, 2019

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Mantwat

Mantwat is an internet serp who constantly performs fellatio on older men, as well as her dog. She is very promiscuous, and more than likely caries several STDs, such as herpes.

Guy: hay bb
Mantwat: OMG UR HAWT *sucks dick*

Mantwat by theguythatmantwatsuckedoff August 13, 2007

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Mantwata

A male person exhibiting what appears to be a giant set of lips labia covering their scrotum area. The testicular skin is formed into a giant twat like structure with the glans of the penis serving as the clitoris.

If I had a mantwata like that guy, I'd castrate myself.

Mantwata by Snowpimp January 1, 2018

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mantwateater

A term to describe a person (usually a male) that gives other males oral sex; aka a fag

You are a mantwateater!

Tim Duncan is a mantwateater.

mantwateater by Scotty thehotty Campbell June 28, 2007

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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