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Man-Twat 

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.
Man-Twat by B - Wang March 25, 2019
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mantatoes 

"that dude has some huge mantatoes!"
mantatoes by rando shit October 31, 2008

Manwatch 

When you shopping and instead sit in front of an express men or Armani Store and watch all the hot men that come out.

You and your friends can also rate them and give them nicknames. Occasionally, If you're hot enough, you'll go up to them and ask them out.
Hey, let's go to Victoria's Secret, I heard they're having a sale!

Neh, I'd prefer to sit her and manwatch, there's some hot ones coming out of that store.

Yay!
Manwatch by Glammygumshit13 January 4, 2011

mantwaddle 

used to describe any item or activity that a man enjoys but others see as inane, useless, stupid or pointless.
That film is a load of absolute mantwaddle !
mantwaddle by ManTwaddle August 1, 2016

texas manwater

a slang term for unknowingly drinking human urine
At a party, if someone plays a joke on someone they despise. For instance, filling a beer bottle with urine, or mixing a drink with urine. Originated in Lincoln, Nebraska a group of friends began to refer to the the drink as Texas manwater.
texas manwater by BurnoutNova May 22, 2008

Mantwata 

A male person exhibiting what appears to be a giant set of lips labia covering their scrotum area. The testicular skin is formed into a giant twat like structure with the glans of the penis serving as the clitoris.
If I had a mantwata like that guy, I'd castrate myself.
Mantwata by Snowpimp January 1, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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