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The payment made by men, in which a man voluntarily submits to giving a piece of food/candy/drink/ whatever he has on/infront/beside him, to his spouse.

Max tax is always:

1. Non-financial in nature, and/or
2. Intrinsically associated with relationships/ marriage/ situationships, and/or
3. Contains zero calories, and

4. Initiated by the spouse.

And not to be confused by Tax Man.
1. Time to pay your Man Tax! *Continues to eat the man's fries.*
2. I know I have to pay Man Tax, to I order extra fries.
Man Tax by Man Tax June 7, 2022
Words you can keep

pissed man tax 

This is where your serving behind the bar and you get that one idiot that comes up to the bar pissed out of his face using his credit card to buy drinks because hes spent all his cash. you simply add some drinks to his tab and claim them as your own. Pissed man tax is born!
Man i got these drinks from "pissed man tax"
pissed man tax by Comm0n Nuisance February 20, 2009
1. subject of a lesser-known Beatles song
2. an asshole
3. a socialist
4. one who wishes to steal your hard-earned income
see also tax collector
Today the tax man came and took my soul as compensation for due income taxes.
tax man by Ted Jones December 20, 2003

Spider-Man: Commits Tax Fraud 

Probably a film worthy of the name perfection. A film that basically throws every other movie down the toilet. A film that makes Avengers Endgame look like a home movie. This movie went down as the first 200% film on Rotten Tomatoes.
God damn, that new film was incredible.

What was it called?
Spider-Man: Commits Tax Fraud
Spider-Man: Commits Tax Fraud by Men? February 18, 2020
Criminal. Absolute scum, steal you hard earned money without any retribution. Awful that these "people" can get away with such heinous crimes.
If you're reading this tax man know that your day of reckoning will be upon you soon.
Tax Man by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021
The reason Rangers Football doesn’t exist anymore
Billy : hey dad why do Celtic fans say we don’t exist anymore

George : *flashbacks to 2012* uh because the tax man came calling
Tax man by ThePEhall March 6, 2020

The Tax Man

Taxman is the man who requests the taxes
Oh look its The Tax Man the man who requests the taxes
The Tax Man by Taxmanbob March 10, 2021
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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