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taxman: when one person has little hygienic knowledge and or hygienic standards , usually not wiping their arsehole after having a shit leading to a chocolate gelato .
gaz:wew she’s a pua scruff
tezza:what dya mean pal
gaz:she’s a pua taxman and that
Taxman by sir_boqueefious October 12, 2018
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a song by the beatles. to me it was a hit!
"cause im the taxman! yeah, im the taxman!"
taxman by mydog July 4, 2007
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a song by the beatles. to me it was a hit!
"cause im the taxman! yeah, im the taxman!"
taxman by mydog July 3, 2007
A term used by fisherman to describe sharks. Since when you catch a fish a shark can eat half of your catch and your left with a peice of your catch hence the name taxman.
I just caught a beautiful mahi-mahi but the taxman took half of my fish and I left with just the head. Screw the Damm taxman
Taxman by Dronenpilot March 9, 2024
A beautiful girl, strong and capable, who can be both shy and sweet, but also loud and outspoken. Tamana's are usually very hard to find, and very rare. So if you find a Tamana never let her go. She'll be the greatest friend, sister, or love that you'll ever have, and she'll be more beautiful than anyone you know, inside and out.
That girl is wonderful and smart and amazing, she must be a tamana!
Tamana by ThatGeek October 6, 2013
Taemin from SHINee is now a Taeman. Not a woman. He is also not innocent anymore. ACCEPT IT FOOLS.
*watching SHINee MV*
Person 1: Woah look at Taemin! He's so cute and innocent!
Person 2: FALSE. HE'S A TAEMAN. NOT INNOCENT ANYMORE FOO.
Taeman by DonghaeIsAFEESH January 5, 2013
Taimane is someone who can pull you I with one smile or laugh in under a heart beat, she is very addictive and contagious.

Taimane has a petite height and she is as cute as a baby... but if you know her for long she will become sexy, outgoing and freaky.

Do not get on Taimanes bad side because she will hurt you.

Taimane is someone you should keep in your life and shouldn't let go of because you'll only meet one like her.

Taimane will love you forever and will be an excellent wife or girlfriend, she is also a great kisser and great in bed
Damn bro Taimane has my heart
Taimane can make our bro
Fuck Taimane is good in bed
Omg! Taimane is so cute
Ohh Taimane is so small I can carry her
taimane by ronensmartass November 12, 2018
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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