taxman: when one person has little hygienic knowledge and or hygienic standards , usually not wiping their arsehole after having a shit leading to a chocolate gelato .
by sir_boqueefious October 12, 2018
by mydog June 09, 2007
by mydog June 09, 2007
A Taxmans pizza generally describes the total devastation of a frozen pizza by means of leaving it in the oven for too long. One would ask, how does one mess up a pizza but such mysteries is put down by the sheer horrid smell and look of the burnt pizza.
Can also mean you're terrible with food.
Can also mean you're terrible with food.
"Did you hear about Chunk last night? He did a Taxmans pizza and it tastes like shit"
"Oh really? I heard he was a simp.
"Oh really? I heard he was a simp.
by PrincessTa June 28, 2023
A term used by fisherman to describe sharks. Since when you catch a fish a shark can eat half of your catch and your left with a peice of your catch hence the name taxman.
I just caught a beautiful mahi-mahi but the taxman took half of my fish and I left with just the head. Screw the Damm taxman
by Dronenpilot March 09, 2024