Man Syndrome 

The syndrome that all men have, that makes them incapable of winning an argument with a women.

"I was about to win my first fight ever with my wife, then my man syndrome kicked in."

Man Syndrome by Hobo Destroyer September 30, 2009

Little man syndrome 

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard

Why are you hitting me you midget? You've got little man syndrome

Little man syndrome by 9races March 27, 2016

whiny man syndrome 

A man who excessively posts on Facebook about being alone and how lonely his life is. He complains nonstop and has turned into a big ass pansie. He thinks bitching about it is going to change it; when in fact, it is a big turn off. Women like confident, assertive men. This is a man suffering from whiny man syndrome. He is a delusional, whiny bitch and needs to man up and grow some balls.

This guy I know has whiny man syndrome and gripes about his pathetic love life to get attention. It is the biggest turn off in the world.

whiny man syndrome by fanofself June 3, 2015

tall man syndrome 

Tall man syndrome is when you show of in front of people younger or smaller than you.

I could kick your ass im stronger than you.
That's tall man syndrome.

tall man syndrome by Dr.matham May 3, 2014

Little man syndrome 

A midget that acts like a dic and tries to be tough because he’s an insecure little fuck

Ok midget, why u so salty ? U got little man syndrome ?

Little man syndrome by Teenager with nothing more to December 19, 2018

little man syndrome 

A man, small in stature, who attempts to overcome the way he believes other people perceive him (as a diminuative character) by 1) attaching himself to authority figures, 2) trying to manipulate himself into positions of control, 3) migrating toward positions of leadership, and 4) having a fairly volatile temper.

I had a boss with little man syndrome and besides never being able to please him, he always had to prove he was better than anyone else!

little man syndrome by notgnostic November 9, 2006

short man Syndrome 

Usually a small male who feels the need to make up for his lack of height, ironically a big insecurity.

Common side effects:

Aggressiveness
Irritation
Arrogance

Doucheness
Cockiness ( often mistaken for confidence)
Feeling of inadequacy

Feeling of incompleteness
Lash outs
Feeling of not being respected

Paranoia (wonders if everyone thinks less of him)
Tough facial expressions (no smiles, raised brows)

Speaking with a deeper voice than usual
Being offended easily with a simple question

Walking with chest out

short man Syndrome (SMS) can have an impact on the friends and family of the person affected with SMS. Usually, taller patient men are nice enough to allow the affected individual to go through his episodes of insecurities at Christmas parties, gatherings, events, dinner, etc. This is allowed because the taller, patient, and kind man is smart enough to understand the serious effects that short man Syndrome can have.

short man Syndrome side effects is usually not seen and cannot be detected by women. Women have been known to interpret some of the side effects listed above as authentic and genuine.

Wife: my sister will be here and she’s bringing her boyfriend Eddie

Husband: oh ok, I’ll just remember to be patient with him because.. well.. you know

Wife: I told you before lol, short man syndrome isn’t a thing!

Husband: i don’t expect you to understand but trust me I know what I’m talking about

short man Syndrome by ABetterProviderThanYou December 27, 2021