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man pocketted

When a man puts something in his pocket for an extended period of time causing significant wear and tear to whatever it was.
Steve gave me his paycheck. The check had been man pocketted and I was ashamed to take the tattered thing to the bank.
man pocketted by Liddy34 December 14, 2009

Man Pocket 

Storing items in a male's foreskin as opposed to his pants pocket
Jonathan stores his cash in his man pocket and he received a paper cut to his mushroom head.
Man Pocket by BlackHelmetMan July 25, 2012

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy 

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)
Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Mans Pocket Pussy.

Pocket-Man 

A full grown adult man, of diminutive stature (not a dwarf) usually in good shape, sometime even handsome, but always too short for a tall girl. Ironically, they are attractive to taller women.
"Tom Cruise is a terrible actor, and a Pocket-Man to boot!"
Pocket-Man by Victoria B April 4, 2006

pocket man 

A man who is so small you can just fold him up and put him in your pocket. Pocket men are usually 5'6 or smaller, thin build, and are taking over the world.
Melinda wanted to set me up with her friend Jack but I can't date a pocket man because he only comes up to my shoulder, just like Midget Mac on "I Love New York II."
pocket man by PezEmily January 2, 2008

The Pocket Rocket Man 

The nickname given to the Malaysian Cycling Athlete, Azizulhasni Awang for his achievements in the world level keirin championship ( Gold Medal World Championship, Hong Kong, 2017 / Silver Medal Summer Olympic, Tokyo, 2021 )
Commentator : HE HAS DONE IT. THE POCKET ROCKET MAN WHEELIE TO THE FINISH LINE TO CLAIMED THE WORLD'S KEIRIN TITLE!!!!