Urban Dictionary: Definitions by hihenryitsjosie

Bishreksual

Being attracted to Shrek twice... because once isn't enough.

Fiona is bishreksual and wants to take 2 massive chomps out of his celery cock.

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Pockets on men’s jeans that can actually hold stuff, compared to women’s jean pockets which can’t ever fit an iPhone

Hey, Parker. Can you hold my phone? I see your pants have man pockets.

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a western spirit demon from beyond who loves fried chicken and Taco Bell

Yo, I met a man who was totally a minion of Cowboy Bob. He had the Doritos locos tacos and everything. It was gnarly, bro.

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A girl describing her male best friend who enjoys La Croix

You can tell he's her Croix Boi because they're constantly hanging out together

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