Man Bear

Someone who is a complete cock nose and regularly shits the bed when it comes to updating contract pricing should be referred to as a man bear.

Chris cost us $20,000 in sales last month? That motherfucker is a total man bear.

by lobsterneuberg May 08, 2009

man-bear

(verb)
To insert a cigar tube into a woman's anus in an attempt to provide maximum stimulation during sexual intercourse. Normally only done while in the doggy style position.

"That is one nasty bitch; I heard she even let Andy man-bear her last night"

by riverrats May 06, 2009

man bear

to dominate sexually or non sexually, destroy, or succeed at a task in a savage or bear-like manor.

Carter: Did your see Brank and that beezy hookin up?

Noah: he man beared that shit somthin' fierce..... as always

by noah y. October 22, 2008

Man Bear Pig

A disgusting, foul, ugly ass chick who you just cannot stand! Usually resembling a man in the face, a bear in the body, and a pig in personality, this foul creature lurks in the back of your study hall, the middle of the locker room, and at the front of the lunch line! Give her a cookie and she'll love you forever, give her a cock, and she'll suck it, fuck it, then put a bun and mustard on it and treat it as a hot dog.

"dude, did you see that new man bear pig that just transferred from Florida?"

"damn dude... that creature sure is one ugly man bear pig... how long til she eats some1?"

by Dikey McCarpetMuncher November 30, 2008

man bear pig

Half man Half bear Half pig. then you get man bear pig, also know as al gore

haha i watched that movie with al gore, what a man bear pig

by SkaterBoy September 26, 2007

man bear pig

al gore being super cereal or serial that half man ,half bear , half pig creature exists and attacks people in south park where they say al gore has no freinds and wants atttention XD! MBP !!

man bear pig from south park which al gore sayss it exists and no one belives him

by gPv16 March 21, 2010

man bear pig

A part man, bear, and pig being. This is a freakish looking being that can only show its face during the day, because at night it becomes a very ugly, human...eww..gross.. I know this is very scary. This ugly being could just stay as a man bear pig instead of this ugly human form. If seen, do not approach, as man bear pig will pluck your eyes out and eat you.. Shes a bastard..

Dude that girl in our class is a total man bear pig.. Oh shit.. it's night time.

by J J December 07, 2006