A mammy-jam is a traffic jam consisting almost entirely of, and caused by, women driving their children to and from school.
Boss: Why are you late for work?
Employee: Oh man, it's so frustrating. There's about three different schools on my route to work and I keep getting stuck in one mammy-jam after another.
Employee: Oh man, it's so frustrating. There's about three different schools on my route to work and I keep getting stuck in one mammy-jam after another.
by Alan "Mighty Morto" Morton January 2, 2009
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What Kage and Jables had to play so Kage wouldn't get taken to hell to be the Devil's sex slave.
What Kage and Jables had to play so Kage wouldn't get taken to hell to be the Devil's sex slave.
"He Gonna make ya his sex slave.
You're gonna gargle mayonaisse.
Uness we bust a massive monster mamma jam."
You're gonna gargle mayonaisse.
Uness we bust a massive monster mamma jam."
by The Conway July 15, 2009
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Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.
Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.
by FederalQ2B September 7, 2007
Get the mommy jam mug.Something really Hip as in Good Excellent. Sammy Davis Jr.used it constantly in his stage act. Also a Sandwich in the Philly area. Wild Rock and Roll disc jockey TheMojoMan used it at every radio station he worked thru out the 60's 70's and 80's
Man,That DeLorean he bought is a Real Mammy Jammer. Or as TheMojoMan would intro "Land of a 1000 dances" by Wilson Pickett or "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf
by Sid Grubbs August 28, 2006
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Get the Mammy Jammy mug.One who has sexual relations with his own mother. A combination of mammy for mother and jammer to indicate sexual relations.
Used as a disparaging descriptor.
Used as a disparaging descriptor.
by Vorpal Blade September 17, 2011
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Annie bought a bra cup D. It barely fit her!
Wow! Look at the size of her mamma jammas!
I now definitely want an impregnation session with her, sticking my sausage in her veggieburger, while swimming in her mamma jammas!
Wow! Look at the size of her mamma jammas!
I now definitely want an impregnation session with her, sticking my sausage in her veggieburger, while swimming in her mamma jammas!
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