Mammy-jam 

A mammy-jam is a traffic jam consisting almost entirely of, and caused by, women driving their children to and from school.

Boss: Why are you late for work?

Employee: Oh man, it's so frustrating. There's about three different schools on my route to work and I keep getting stuck in one mammy-jam after another.

Mammy-jam by Alan "Mighty Morto" Morton January 2, 2009

Massive Monster Mamma Jam

Something you need to bust in order to beat the devil in a rock-off

What Kage and Jables had to play so Kage wouldn't get taken to hell to be the Devil's sex slave.

"He Gonna make ya his sex slave.
You're gonna gargle mayonaisse.
Uness we bust a massive monster mamma jam."

Massive Monster Mamma Jam by The Conway July 15, 2009

mommy jam 

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.

Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.

mommy jam by FederalQ2B September 7, 2007

mammy jammer 

Something really Hip as in Good Excellent. Sammy Davis Jr.used it constantly in his stage act. Also a Sandwich in the Philly area. Wild Rock and Roll disc jockey TheMojoMan used it at every radio station he worked thru out the 60's 70's and 80's

Man,That DeLorean he bought is a Real Mammy Jammer. Or as TheMojoMan would intro "Land of a 1000 dances" by Wilson Pickett or "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf

mammy jammer by Sid Grubbs August 28, 2006

Mammy Jammy 

mother fucker. To be incredibly pissed off and frustrated with everything possible.

"Table 33 didn't tip me shit- mammy jammy!"

Mammy Jammy by savannah douglas October 2, 2011

Mammy Jammer 

One who has sexual relations with his own mother. A combination of mammy for mother and jammer to indicate sexual relations.

Used as a disparaging descriptor.

You degenerate mammy jammer.

Mammy Jammer by Vorpal Blade September 17, 2011

Mamma jammas 

Tits, boobs, 2 curves formed on the chest of a female human species, with purpose of feeding offspring, a play thing for the male species and offering pleasure for the female

Annie bought a bra cup D. It barely fit her!
Wow! Look at the size of her mamma jammas!
I now definitely want an impregnation session with her, sticking my sausage in her veggieburger, while swimming in her mamma jammas!

Mamma jammas by Fukaface! April 19, 2019