Malyshka
A beautiful foreign woman. She uses the word Malyshka which means babygirl to create a false sense of innoncence. She won’t post you publicly because says doesn’t want other jealous.
She says loves you and will always be there for you, and when you go shopping will ask to be gifted items that represent her forever love.
She then will send you photos of wedding rings you propose, You take her home to her family and tell your grandmother how great. You at this point have decided you want to have kids with this person and are actively trying and planning the future of your family. You give her an authorized credit card, she goes on shopping spree buying herself Louis Vuitton without asking. Never buys you anything.
About one two months into engagement she will hit you (literally as well) with a designer bag. mysteriously takes about 500 dollars more than she asked out of your checking.
She will write you a beautiful Valentine’s Day card talking about forever love. The same week. she waits until the deadline to extend her travel visa timeline and you walk home that night to her gone, engagement ring on table (taking the case), and all of the luxury items you purchased her representing your forever gone. She even takes your scale from your bedroom.
She leaves without a word and follows dozens of men on instagram) and partying like you mean nothing.
A Malyshka rips your heart, your family’s name, and your finances and doesn’t love you
She says loves you and will always be there for you, and when you go shopping will ask to be gifted items that represent her forever love.
She then will send you photos of wedding rings you propose, You take her home to her family and tell your grandmother how great. You at this point have decided you want to have kids with this person and are actively trying and planning the future of your family. You give her an authorized credit card, she goes on shopping spree buying herself Louis Vuitton without asking. Never buys you anything.
About one two months into engagement she will hit you (literally as well) with a designer bag. mysteriously takes about 500 dollars more than she asked out of your checking.
She will write you a beautiful Valentine’s Day card talking about forever love. The same week. she waits until the deadline to extend her travel visa timeline and you walk home that night to her gone, engagement ring on table (taking the case), and all of the luxury items you purchased her representing your forever gone. She even takes your scale from your bedroom.
She leaves without a word and follows dozens of men on instagram) and partying like you mean nothing.
A Malyshka rips your heart, your family’s name, and your finances and doesn’t love you
She seems like a Malyshka. Don’t fall for it all!
Make sure you anything you give to that Malyshka you are dating is put in writing as a conditional gift that if she ends your relationship or cheats on you that she is obligated to return!
That Malyshka is going to steal your heart and your money. Run!
That Malyshka is taking advantage of you and your generosity!
That Malyshka only wants to have a baby with you to make you pay! She’s not going to marry you and leave you before you even have a chance to talk!
Make sure you anything you give to that Malyshka you are dating is put in writing as a conditional gift that if she ends your relationship or cheats on you that she is obligated to return!
That Malyshka is going to steal your heart and your money. Run!
That Malyshka is taking advantage of you and your generosity!
That Malyshka only wants to have a baby with you to make you pay! She’s not going to marry you and leave you before you even have a chance to talk!
Malyshka by SouthBeach Reality March 5, 2022
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