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malted state 

Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.
"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
malted state by StillBill13 November 27, 2016
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Maleducated

Having been deliberately and with malice of forethought indoctrinated with blatantly and demonstrably incorrect propaganda. Maleducation is most often associated with universities and colleges but can also be engaged in by corporations, political parties, media groups, and even peer groups.

Maleducation differs from miseducation in that there is ample evidence that material being taught as "fact" is not true and should be obvious whereas miseducation implies that the actual facts were not known or reasonably knowable when the information was being taught.
Her insistence in her belief that "good science" can be obtained from falsified data only served to underscore how thoroughly she had been maleducated.
Maleducated by JustTiredOfThis February 26, 2019
Maledom Domination: A man (or action in which a man) dominates sexual interaction with his mate. See also dominatrix. This frequently (but not exclusively or absolutely) includes:

-) Humiliation of the sub. (submissive, punishment, slave)

-) Penetration of the sub. (incl. toys, etc).

-) Bondage / restraint of the sub.

-) punishment / Calling names, choking, slapping or tied up for not following a command.
"The Maledom punished his mate for not listening to a command"
Maledom by Mercadies March 2, 2017
(Verb) The act of not getting some after hanging out with a girl for more than a half hour.
Malugee: Dude, I was dancing with a girl at The Jug, she even brought be back to her room.

Bro: Did you get any?

Malugee: Naw, bra. I was maluged.
Maluged by jaydeealex September 23, 2009
When the person is ditched at the last hour by a friend .
I was Manued at the last moment by my best friend and had to go alone for the dinner .
manued by Sid707 December 11, 2019
Means exotic and unique, most likely a person with this name attatched to their profile is a pretty cool person. Definatly a leader. Looked up to by many, a peace keep. Cant sing but definatly someone you would want to be around.If you dont like someone with this name...well... bad luck may follow you...
I'm hangin with Maluda today, she is such a cool person!
Maluda by MALUDACRIS January 24, 2008