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to be dragged around the mall involuntarily.

The reluctant shopper was malled by her mother.

malled by youngcrazed July 12, 2005

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malled

To lose online video gaming LANS at local shopping malls.

Mutiny Gaming got malled at the last CyberZone LAN going 0-2.

malled by widescreen October 11, 2006

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malled out

a. tired and overstimulated and sometimes sick from an overlong visit to the mall.

b. bored with the mall after too many recent visits

I bought Christmas presents all day on Black Friday. I am malled out!

malled out by vividsplendiferous February 27, 2010

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Malled Out

When someone is so angry/frustrated they lose control of all rational thought.

I no longer have my computer because I Malled out so hard I put my foot through the tower.

Malled Out by Smokin Hot September 20, 2010

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Malled Out

An off-roader that believes someone else's vehicle can't do a trail / obstacle because they haven't spent stupid amount of money on wasted items that are not needed for such trail / obstacle.

Dick is so Malled Out because he doesn't think Jim's stock JK can drive up a 1 foot ledge because he doesn't have dual lockers and 35 inch tires.

Malled Out by Joshyutah October 13, 2017

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coconut malled

YoU jUsT GoT cocOnUt maLlEd SeNd ThIS to A frIend To CocoNuT mall ThEM

today i will show my dick *camera goes down* YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

coconut malled by stupid idiot dumbo February 5, 2021

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Coconut Malled

Verb: Coconut Malled
The act of getting pranked by getting sent a video

Paul got Coconut Malled today by his friend Bartholomew via text.

Coconut Malled by bl00dycl0wngutz June 7, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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