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to be extremely drunk more than hammered but a mallet
julianne was soo maleted last night

thats why she passed out by the shitter
maleted by scott ferrera April 1, 2007

malted state 

Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.
"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
malted state by StillBill13 November 27, 2016

Malted MILF 

35+ Hot mom who enjoys beer by the 12 pack.
Joey's mom is back from the Quick Stop with a 12 pack... She's such a Malted MILF.
Malted MILF by retodd110 August 9, 2008
Just means ur drunk off beer
after 10 stellas ur probably malted
malted by Zhaaaams January 30, 2006
Malete, person who is amazing, wholehearted, ambitious, kind, is there for those who need support. If you ever come across a Malete make sure you treasure them, a Malete is one of a kind. They can also tend to be shy at first but once you get to know them, they are a whole different person!!
Hey! Are you Malete

Oh… my nameit’s….malete
Malete by 0-0 yours truly (hehe) <3 November 21, 2021
When someone says they'll be somewhere, and they don't show up.
Girl 1: Hey, I thought you said John was coming tonight.

Girl 2: He told me he was gonna be here.

Girl 1: We got Mileted.
Mileted by CorpusGirl December 20, 2019