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to be extremely drunk more than hammered but a mallet
julianne was soo maleted last night

thats why she passed out by the shitter
maleted by scott ferrera April 1, 2007

malted state 

Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.
"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
malted state by StillBill13 November 27, 2016

Malted MILF 

35+ Hot mom who enjoys beer by the 12 pack.
Joey's mom is back from the Quick Stop with a 12 pack... She's such a Malted MILF.
Malted MILF by retodd110 August 9, 2008
Just means ur drunk off beer
after 10 stellas ur probably malted
malted by Zhaaaams January 30, 2006
Malete, person who is amazing, wholehearted, ambitious, kind, is there for those who need support. If you ever come across a Malete make sure you treasure them, a Malete is one of a kind. They can also tend to be shy at first but once you get to know them, they are a whole different person!!
Hey! Are you Malete

Oh… my name…it’s….malete
Malete by 0-0 yours truly (hehe) <3 November 21, 2021
When someone says they'll be somewhere, and they don't show up.
Girl 1: Hey, I thought you said John was coming tonight.

Girl 2: He told me he was gonna be here.

Girl 1: We got Mileted.
Mileted by CorpusGirl December 20, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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