Malairia is a protazoan parasite that is caught from a mosquito
Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases
Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases
Malaria is trash
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The malaria manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a diminutive and diseased, microscopically minuscule little midget monstrosity who has contracted malaria because of the stuntedly swamplike living conditions that he endures due to amusingly having little baby legs and therefore standing so low that one would have to pick him up just to say hello. If the petite and puny malaria manlet surprisingly survives the gaping wound left by the infectious bite of a to him dragonlike mosquito, then he will subsequently begin to suffer from explosive diarrhea, hobbit feet, Napoleon complex psychosis and of course uncontrollable bouts of manlet rage before finally metamorphosing into a murloc manlet and wearily waddling away to effeminately frolic around in a nearby puddle like the girlishly fairylike runt of a sexy sissy manlet princess that his mouselike manletism has hilariously forever doomed him to be. Malaria manlets BTFO.
Maria: Did you hear that Tiny Tom called in sick today again? Manmore: Good, I never liked that subhumanly stunted little malaria manlet anyway! Maria: Me neither. Manlets are just gross! Manmore: Short people got no reason. Maria: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024
Get the malaria manlet mug.General term for any of a number of cold or flu maladies that you get from riding San Francisco's crowded and poorly ventilated Muni Trains.
"Ugh... I think I'm coming down with Muni Malaria. I probably got it from the tiny Asian lady with no sense of personal-space who kept coughing on me on my commute yesterday morning. The garlic bagel she had for breakfast wasn't very appetizing while being sneezed into my face."
by Jeffrey Glover November 28, 2007
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Get the Gave dat bit malaria mug.Vaginal Malaria is the manifestation of the disease caused by the paracyte Plasmodium Falcipirum on a woman's vagina.
1. Dude, don't do it. She's got bad vaginal malaria. Trust me, I know. YUK!
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Girl: My pussy is ichy and is oozing some sort of puss.
Friend: That's some nasty vaginal malaria girl!
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Girl: My pussy is ichy and is oozing some sort of puss.
Friend: That's some nasty vaginal malaria girl!
by Dr Ron Jeremy April 4, 2005
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