Malebian

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A malebian is a heterosexual male who wants to be, or is, a woman; a lesbian. He wants to retain his maleness and have the body of a voluptous female and be able to experiance orgasm from a female perspective.

The ultimate kink is to be eaten out by a woman while I am a woman; I am a malebian.

Malebian by Justin P. Benedict August 29, 2005

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malebranch

Nicolas de Malebranche was a French philosopher of the Cartesian school who lived from 1638 to 1715. Pierre Bayle named him "the premier philosopher of our age". One of his works is the famous De la recherche de la vérité.

“I love good and pleasure, I hate evil and pain, I want to be happy and I am not mistaken in believing, that people, angels and even demons have those same inclinations.” - Nicolas de Malebranche

malebranch by Keith Godat September 5, 2008

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malesbian

A straight male who displays the characteristics of a lesbian.

He's such a malesbian! With his wine club and veganism. He's even on the SOFTBALL team!

malesbian by Darth Ugly July 2, 2005

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malesbian

a) A male bodied individual who identifies as a lesbian inside a man's body

b) A non-op transgendered male-bodied individual atttracted to female-bodied people

c) A male-bodied individual identifying as feminine in either sex or gender, but still attracted to female-bodied individuals

You think you're a lesbian trapped inside a man's body? Maybe you're a malesbian.

malesbian by FiggyPuddin757 January 8, 2008

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malesbian

A straight male who displays the characteristics of a lesbian. Can also be referred to as malesbianese.

Dude! He's such a malesbian! With his wine club and veganism. He's even on the SOFTBALL team!

malesbian by Darth Gayder July 1, 2005

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malesbian

A straight male who displays the characteristics/tendencies of a lesbian.

Wow. Nice plaid shirt and buzz-cut, dude. What are you, a malesbian?

malesbian by Shaunakin July 8, 2005

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malebane

Any phrase similar to "I just want to be friends!" Frequently causes dread in men who haven't learned the futility of unrequited love.

"Hey, baby, wanna fuck?"
"But, I just want to be friends!"

malebane by Plaid September 19, 2003

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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