Plaid's definitions

malebane

Any phrase similar to "I just want to be friends!" Frequently causes dread in men who haven't learned the futility of unrequited love.

"Hey, baby, wanna fuck?"
"But, I just want to be friends!"

by Plaid September 19, 2003

Neopolitan

To engage in sexual intercourse with all of a woman's three orifices: Oral, vaginal, and anal.

First she sucked me off, then I did her in the pussy, then I tapped that ass! It was a whole fucking neopolitan!

by Plaid October 14, 2004

New York Minute

A very fast minute. You use this saying when you'll be back, or have something done, really quick.

"I'll have the cookies here in a New York minute!"

by Plaid December 15, 2003