Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Plaid

Neopolitan

To engage in sexual intercourse with all of a woman's three orifices: Oral, vaginal, and anal.

First she sucked me off, then I did her in the pussy, then I tapped that ass! It was a whole fucking neopolitan!

Neopolitan by Plaid October 14, 2004

A very fast minute. You use this saying when you'll be back, or have something done, really quick.

"I'll have the cookies here in a New York minute!"

New York Minute by Plaid December 15, 2003

Any phrase similar to "I just want to be friends!" Frequently causes dread in men who haven't learned the futility of unrequited love.

"Hey, baby, wanna fuck?"
"But, I just want to be friends!"

malebane by Plaid September 19, 2003