malebane

Any phrase similar to "I just want to be friends!" Frequently causes dread in men who haven't learned the futility of unrequited love.

"Hey, baby, wanna fuck?"
"But, I just want to be friends!"

by Plaid September 19, 2003

Malbeanery

The intentional inappropriate misplacement of beans in a place where beans should never be placed.

John placed beans in the air vents of a school, a cruel act of malbeanery.

by CyberCat45 April 7, 2023